Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Aliens are real, and they're taking over the love lives of our astronauts!

You know all those bad movies about astronauts coming back from space possessed by some kind of alien intelligence? That might explain this astronaut's behavior. When confronted with the knowledge that the space man she loved was seeing another women, she slapped on some diapers, threw on a trenchcoat and a wig, and drove 1,000 miles from Texas to Orlando, where she stalked and pepper-sprayed the other woman. Please let this become an episode of Law & Order. Please, please!

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