In about 20 minutes, I will be departing my house for Scranton, PA, to scout for Ryan's film. Are there any songs about Scranton, PA? It shoulda been Allentown. Anyway, we're flying Hooters Air (insert floatation device joke here), which will make this my first low cost airlines flight ever. Has anyone checked to make sure these planes are actually flight worthy? File that under things that make me go, "Hmm."