Daily Show sums up exactly how I feel about being a Democrat these days.

I hate almost everything the modern GOP stands for, but I gotta give them this: they have balls. Democrats, by contrast, do not. I'm beginning to wonder what's the point in voting for people you agree with if all they'll ever do is capitulate to the people with whom you disagree.



For everyone afraid of us lefty socialists: have no fear. We're way too weak-willed to change America.